Blood, Sex, Sugar, Magic

In honour of True Blood season five starting today, and flaunting impossibly toned gorgeous people, spooky witchery, Lafayette, and copious amounts blood and sex for us to ogle for the rest of the summer, I quote this limerick from the friend of a friend:

There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods ran quite stable;
Every full moon
She pulled out a spoon
And drank herself under the table.

Ah, limericks. Where would we be without their wicked double-entrendres?

[Why, yes, I loved spoiling your lunch. Spread the joy]

P.S: Gratuitous Lafayette meme:

That’s my favourite awesome sauce.



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