Courtesy, my friend JS, whose sanity is tested enough by reality without the virtual world generously chipping in.
Removing: Sexist morons, misogynists, homophobes, racists, rabid nationalists, wannabe activists and the strutting and prancing holier than thou brigade. Unsubscribing from: people who facebook their existence while peeing, vomiting, and habitual my-life-is-a-perfect-graveyard-of-buried-hopes-and-dreams status updaters.
The wonderful thing about this manifesto is its versatility. If you are not JS’s soul sibling, and would rather drown yourself in your own spit than give up misogyny, homophobia, racism, chest-thumping patriotism and littering the internet with shards of your broken dreams, then you can do a quick find-replace, and this manifesto is customised to go, people. Go wild! Rub your idiosyncrasies on the interweb’s face.
The personal is the non-private, folks. And social media is our magic soapbox.