This was my Facebook update yesterday afternoon, when, for about ten cold-sweat minutes, I had thought my honour and my skin were both lost to me. I was delighted to see that my plight bothered my dear social media friends not even a little.
It’s why I adore them.
Anyway, here’s the update:
I just realised that I am aboard a bus, minus my purse. Oh, god. NOW what do I do?
The very gratifying responses are in the comments below. A working knowledge of Bengali will help immensely.