Knock knock!

Insurance agent to me: You speak so well, didi. I think you should have been a professor. *I* certainly would attend every class of yours. I would tell people in the canteen, “That madam is my favourite”.
Me: *polite dimpling*
Insh. aj.: OR you could be a radio jockey. Not only do you speak beautifully didi, you have such a lovely voice. And you’re so funny!
Me: Thank you. You’ve very…
Insh. aj. : But the BEST job for you, didi, would have been in the IAS. You’re warm and funny and very well spoken, but you also have great personality! I am actually quite scared of you. I measure very carefully what I will say to you. No, really didi, you should have been in the central administration.
Me: And yet here I am, attempting to refuse insurance agents on my mother’s behalf. Isn’t that sad?

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3 comments

  1. Ohhhh… really sad. This guy is trying so hard. Or maybe he’s telling the plain truth. Does he change the suggested profession every time? Then he’s real smart – keeping a track of all that he’s suggesting!

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